top of page
  • Aug 8, 2025
  • 3 min read

In the winter of 2002, during my first trip to the Big Apple, I had the opportunity to go and to an evening with Robert Wilson, the legendary theatre/opera director/artist who was variously called surrealist and avant-garde and who left us on July 31st of this year. I can’t remember who was interviewing him or much of what was said, but I do remember the master from Waco, Texas explaining the importance of standing. He talked on it for a long time. He demonstrated proper standing. Every other director would be talking about the importance of staging or actors he’s worked with. Bob wasn’t just any director. There was no one else like him. He was interested in time. He was interested in space. He was interested in the way an actor sat in a chair. He was interested in specific hand movements. And perfect lighting. And language only in a tangential way.

DEAFMAN GLANCE, short film on video
DEAFMAN GLANCE, short film on video

He made a name for himself for his unique style of dancing and movement. He dreamed of a theater where you could come and go as you pleased like a museum. This resulted in multi-hour works like The Life and Times of Joseph Stalin and, in his most audacious move, KA MOUNTAIN AND GUARDenia TERRACE, which was performed in pre-Ayatollah Iran twenty-four hours a day for seven days. His Deafman Glance (which he brilliantly adapted into a short film—you must see it) was a “silent opera.” Most of his early work with the Byrd Hoffman School (named after his teacher) had no music or sound at all. Bob, who grew up stuttering, mistrusted language in the early years. That he became so eloquent and then began tackling traditional plays and monologues in his later years, you’d never believe it.

EINSTEIN
EINSTEIN

His breakthrough was the four-hour Einstein on the Beach with Philip Glass’ music and lyrics and texts by choreographer Lucinda Childs, actor Samuel M. Johnson, and an autistic poet Bob discovered named Christopher Knowles, who created his own way of using language and acted and co-wrote Bob’s only Broadway show—A Letter for Queen Victoria. As you can imagine, Bob’s work was, in the early years, critically misunderstood and made no money to speak of. The debt from mounting Einstein was not paid off for decades. But it is now well known that Einstein was a spectacular theatrical experience. I’m tempted to say it was the greatest work of theatre in the 20th century.


Its scenes, some taking a half hour to realize are pure theatre in the purest sense. Objects and people moving in space and time. That’s theatre. It was so big, though, that only opera houses could stage it. The Met made Bob rent it out when Einstein came to America—ironic since Wilson then became a noted director of Wagner, Puccini, and other composers far less accomplished than Glass. Perhaps his biggest financial success was The Black Rider with Tom Waits which sold out every theatre in Europe when it toured. A musical, with a book by William S. Burroughs based on a nasty little fairy tale, it was Bob at his most commercial, but he was still thoroughly himself.

Come on along with the Black Rider
Come on along with the Black Rider

My other experience with Bob is when his art installation 14 Stations came to the Williamstown Museum of Modern Art while I was about a half hour away from there. Based on the 14 stations of the cross, one entered a vacuous cavern and then went from one small clapboard house to another. You never knew what you might see inside the windows: Shaker furniture, an actor in a video crawling silently, plastic red wolves, and, at the end of the installation, a white, faceless figure ascending to the stars upside down. It was odd. It was uncanny. It was the most beautiful thing I’d ever seen except for some of the chairs Bob designed and Einstein.

14 STATIONS
14 STATIONS

We’ve lost a giant of an artist who finally got the recognition he deserved. I will miss you, Bob. You’ve loomed large in my life since I was eleven years old and I found a book with pictures of your work. I inherited that book from my teacher when she retired, and it sits on my bookshelf still. Your view of the world made the whole enterprise more interesting. Thank you, Bob.

 
 
 
  • Aug 1, 2025
  • 5 min read

For nearly a quarter century, off and on, Larry David. who has now become a national icon, gave us something rare: an improvised comedy show whose title prepared us to not get our hopes up. Curb Your Enthusiasm has been one of the joys of my TV-watching life, just like Seinfeld, which was co-created by David. I've just spent a month of mirth rewatching the series and I offer here my take on the best episodes of the twelve seasons we were given. Curb your enthusiasm for my opinions and, if you agree or disagree, leave me a comment!


Season 1: "The Wire"


Technically, Curb got off to a rocky start. It began with an HBO Special entitled Larry David: Curb Your Enthusiasm, which was famously detested by David's friend Ted Danson who ironically ended up joining the cast, playing himself as one of David's "arch enemies." All the basics of what the show would be were there; they were just not well-assembled, like most of David's other work (Sour Grapes, Clear History). However, with "The Wire" (the best episode of the season other than "Beloved Aunt" pushed Curb into full-gear. Larry (who, to me, as a fellow contrarian, is almost right while everyone around him is in the wrong) attempts to swap favors with a neighbor to improve the view from his backyard. The deal involves an incompetent lawyer holding things up by wanting to meet Julia Louis-Dreyfus, which Larry tries to arrange with disastrous results. David also recommends the lawyer to his manager Jeff and this is when Curb works best: when the A story and the B story complement each other.


Season 2: "The Doll"

Perhaps the greatest ending to any episode of the series, Larry tries to escape through a bathroom window as an unfortunate incident has everyone wanting his head. Ironically, a doll's head is the focus of the plot. Larry, who likes children, cuts the hair off an "authentic Judy doll" not realizing the child does not understand that doll hair does not grow back. In this episode, David is the perfect schlemiel, maintaining that the child should have known better. but the real charm is Susie Essman whose multiple Mexican stand-offs with Larry began here.


Season 3: "Krazee-Eyez Killah"

One of many wonderful early episodes with Wanda Sykes, David's affinity with a budding rapper is a wonderful comic premise that would eventually lead to terrific rewards with his interactions with the African-American community. Could this episode even be made now? A definitive no. But, still...pretty, pretty, pretty...pretty good.


Season 4: The Whole Darned Thing

There is no way to pick one episode of this season as the best. While each season has an overarching story, there was not one more perfect than Mel Brooks casting Larry as Max Bialystock in the legendary Broadway musical The Producers. There are so many wonderful moments: Larry's go-to karaoke song being "Swanee," the skewer in Ben Stiller's eye (wouldn't we all like to do that?), the Blind Date from Hades, wrenching a golf club from an open casket, Larry's joy ride with Monena and procuring medicine for his father's glaucoma, "Wandering Bear's" magical powers, an incident involving a survivor, but not that kind, and a finale which is a beautiful touchstone to the original 1968 film of The Producers, still one of the greatest comedies ever made. The one stand-out might be "The Surrogate" with the hysterical heart monitor scenes, but otherwise, Curb was never better than in this iteration.


Season 5: "Kamikaze Bingo"

What else can be said about a premise of a failed Kamikaze pilot finally getting his moment? It's something that only could come from the mind of Larry David and the fine directing of Robert B. Weide.


Season 6: "The Bat Mitzvah"

The first season featuring Leon and his family is another perfect season, but in the finale, everything from gerbils and gastroenterologists to Larry's terrible but amusing way of putting someone off from renting the office next to him. It's a great episode. And Michael McKean elevates every project with which he's involved.


Season 7: "The Table Read"

The reason Seinfeld worked so well was that it avoided typical sitcom tropes: messages, learned lessons, and (most importantly) no hugging. A season devoted to a Seinfeld anniversary episode? The only way such a thing could have worked. While there are marvelous episodes, the stand out is the late great Bob Einstein telling Jerry a joke and seeing a genuine laugh from one of the funniest comics of all time. Einstein (Super Dave), who played Marty Funkhouser, unfortunately had to be replaced after his death. Strangely enough, he was replaced by a totally underused Vince Vaughn. They could have at least had him share some family traits. Instead, as has been done for decades, Vaughn was wasted.


Season 8: "Palestinian Chicken"

[COMMENTARY REDACTED FOR PERSONAL SAFETY OF AUTHOR]


Season 9: "Accidental Text on Purpose"

From close talkers and man hands all the way to the cough and shake (I actually think that came from a Saturday Night Live sketch, "Bern Your Enthusiasm), but anyway) Larry's little phrases are priceless and the accidental text on purpose has now been ruined for all of us who have done it. But, it was worth it.


Season 10: "The Ugly Section"

Nick Kroll directing Larry to a section of a restaurant in which everyone seems unattractive is another premise that had terrific mileage. While most of the momentum of the later seasons were lost (I think the show was never the same after Cheryl and Larry broke up and the gap in the years of certain seasons affected the show slightly), my last three picks are strictly based on the laugh factor.


Season 11: "The Watermelon"

Season 11 was the lowest for Curb. I'm thankful David did a season after it because, otherwise, it would have been as equally criticized for its finale as Seinfeld was (and there's a nice nod to it in the last episode). Again, this one just made me laugh more than the others. J. B. Smoove's Leon character was the great creation of Curb and his talent is highlighted exponentially in this episode.


Season 12: "Vertical Drop, Horizontal Tug"

Larry's golf outings, from killing swans and being accused of being "disgruntled" (imagine that?) almost made me like the game. A completely un-ironical view of the 1% and their exclusive clubs shouldn't have worked, but does and the trick learned by Larry in this episode has priceless payoffs.


Rest in peace, Curb. One of the little miracles of television.

 
 
 

There’s a Youtube video of a newsmagazine show in the 1980s introducing comedian Jim Varney to the world. His brief standup career had not led him to lucrative work, but then he began doing commercials as the bumbling character Ernest P. Worrell and everyone knew the persona. He peddled everything from Mello Yello (which used to be good) to ice cream to car lots—local and national ads that were extremely popular in their day, so much so that the best of the best were released as compilations on home video. But the intro for the newsmag piece featured him performing a Shakespeare soliloquy with great utility. Varney didn’t live long enough to be appreciated as the good actor he was, but he did bring to life a character that launched nine feature films (ten if you include his tacked-on cameo in the indie film Dr. Otto and the Riddle of the Gloom Beam).


Varney’s success as Ernest gave the Walt Disney Company the notion of bringing him to film through their Touchstone division with 1987’s Ernest Goes to Camp. As a child, I was not immune to Ernest. I would frequently rent the movies at the local Turtle’s rental shop and probably wore out every copy. That being said, after the fifth film, I was “too old” to still be watching Ernest movies, so I’ve never seen the remaining four films that were released direct to home video. But Ernest has stayed with me long enough that when his kids’ series Hey Vern, It’s Ernest! came out on DVD, I bought it and realized he was not a guilty pleasure. He was another non-guilty pleasure.

 

My VHS copy of Ernest Goes to Camp was bought second-hand and the start of the tape is so warped, you don’t get to see Ernest until the first of his many pratfalls. Ernest doesn’t exactly go to camp, he works there—along with Jake, played by the late Gailard Sartain (albeit with a different partner than Bobby from the later films) who appears as various characters in the Ernest saga but had real acting chops (Fried Green Tomatoes) and was a beloved star of Hee Haw and other Southern-themed fare. Ernest’s Southern-ness may be one of the reasons I loved him so much as a child and rejected him as a teenager when I entered drama school and being from the South was decidedly looked down upon.

 

The film concerns Ernest supervising a group of juvenile delinquents who set him up for failure as a potential counselor but come to love him and help him run off some corporate big wigs who want to ruin the historic Native site of the camp and shut it down. Stylistically, the film is a mess. It is, like the Police Academy films, a series of slapstick comedy bits. But it also is a film about bullying and being an outcast and, in one scene, it’s even a musical! Varney, who later recorded “Hot Rod Lincoln” for The Beverly Hillbillies soundtrack, sings a surprisingly touching song with the following lyrics: “I’m awfully glad it’s raining/’Cause no one sees your teardrops when it pours.” Not exactly Joni Mitchell, but in the context of the film, it’s poignant.

 

But style isn’t the point. The juvenile nature of the humor isn’t the point. Ernest’s best quality is on display—his ability to push through obstacles and become a winner though, to the world, he’ll always be a lovable loser. In the end, it’s a fitting beginning to the film journey. It’s not the best, but it wasn’t a bad start. The better film was clearly the sequel.

 

Much to some people’s embarrassment, I watch Ernest Saves Christmas every year. Like Doug Walker, the Nostalgia Critic, I believe it has the best Santa Claus of any movie, even if Douglas Seale was a bit too skinny for the part. Another lost kid heading for juvenile delinquency gets caught up in a plot where Ernest runs into Kris Kringle, who is looking for a replacement as he has begun to lose his touch. The film is the first to introduce Vern, though Vern is never seen. Vern is Ernest’s neighbor and probably wishes he wasn’t. Every time Ernest shows up, Vern’s house is usually destroyed, and this case is no different. You really can’t think of Ernest without Vern and it’s telling the primary catchphrase is “Hey Vern,” which became the title of his kids’ show—a sort of low-budget Pee-Wee’s Playhouse.

 

So, like The Empire Strikes Back and Weekend at Bernie’s II, the second film is better. Yeah, I said it. I considered this week’s blog post to be about bad sequels I love. I still laugh at Ernest, and I still think Bernie’s corpse wobbling around being charmed by voodoo is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen in a film.

 

The next film, Ernest Goes to Jail, was one of my favorites as a kid, but it is decidedly in the camp of, “What was I thinking?” While the movie certainly gives Varney plenty of opportunity to show off his skills, particularly as an evil doppelganger character, it is almost unbearably unfunny. Still, the sweetness with which most of Ernest’s employees treat him has its own kind of charm. As is generally known, the third in a series is almost always a let-down.

 

With the novelty of the films were wearing thin, they decided to go back to holiday fare with Ernest Scared Stupid, a Halloween movie that gets a bad rap today, but in my opinion, is very funny and infinitely quotable. All I have to say to members of my generation is “Authentic Bulgarian Miak” and it is akin to trading off lines from the opening of David Bowie’s appropriation of “You remind me of the babe./What babe?” This time, they went with younger children than before and none of them are particularly good actors. To make up for it, though, we do have the hag played by Eartha Kitt (whose acting I loved, but her singing just didn’t do it for me) to make up for it.

 

With an ancient curse associated with the Worrells that revivifies a troll, I don’t know—I laughed. One of the staples of Ernest movies are the various “characters” Ernest plays, the best of which is the Auntie Nelda, the old lady with the neck brace, who never fails to make me laugh. In this one, Ernest perhaps has his finest jump cut moment of characters including his underbite-ridden redneck snake-handler who, when he utters the word Botswana—I don’t know why it’s funny, but it is. Yes, there are comedies and there are comedies. But if it makes you laugh, it’s done the job.

 

The most overlooked of any of the films was the last to be released in theaters—a massive flop (probably from the gimmick wearing thin)—Ernest Rides Again. A plot involving Ernest and a befuddled professor riding a Revolutionary canon down a hill? I think it’s a hoot and I always will. It also gives Ernest an anthem in the title sequence that is fun to sing (the lyrics are on screen so you can sing along). This one really got short shrift. It’s probably a better movie than even Ernest Saves Christmas because it pulls back on the most eccentric stuff. If you can find a copy, you will like it. It should be a cult classic and not just remembered as a glum flop.

 

As I said previously, I never saw Ernest Goes to School, Slam Dunk Ernest, Ernest Goes to Africa, or Ernest in the Army so I can’t comment. Needless to say, there was enough home video demand for them (as there was with those terrible sequels to Don Bluth’s The Land Before Time), but by the late 1990s, Varney was pigeonholed into the role as happens with some comedic actors. The aforementioned Beverly Hillbillies adaptation, though, showed Varney in fine fettle as Jed Clampett. It is probably his best role in any film and, though it was lambasted at the time, the movie is still funny to me.

 

So, there you have it: a few weeks of non-guilty pleasures. Let me know in the comments some of your guilty pleasures for which you feel no guilt. And go watch something funny. KnowwhutImean?


 
 
 

ryanctittle.com

  • alt.text.label.Facebook
  • X
  • Instagram
  • Youtube

©2022-2026 Ryan C. Tittle

bottom of page