Humor
Occasional humorous pieces and parody lyrics were published on multiple websites including the satirical website The Studio Exec, all collected in Everyone Else is Wrong (And You Know It).
Me throwing Pluto off balance, posing for a photo at Walt Disney World.
“Adam Levine: The Reason Masculinity has Disappeared”
“An Appeal from Sofia Coppola”
“Arrested Development Fans Say, ‘You Shouldn’t Have’”
“Criterion Collection Announces Upcoming Release The Star Wars Holiday Special“
“Dear Mila Kunis”
“Disney Announces Pixar’s Hoverounds“
“Ellen Page Comes Out, World Collectively Says, ‘We Know’”
“Exclusive: Liam Hemsworth on Miley Breakup”
“50 Ways to Leave Your Lover (Complete List)”
“From At Least Seven Ways to Get Slapped"
“Gilbert and Sullivan Meet Reality”
“Jolie Surgery Inspires Dr. Phil”
“Kardashian-West Child Possibly the Anti-Christ”
“Mad Man Joins Mad Men“
“The Room: The Musical!”
“The Room, Troll 2, and Jack and Jill Added to National Film Registry”
“Selena Gomez to Play Mother of Jesus”
“Shyamalan Reveals New Twist: I’m Not the Next Spielberg”
“Star Wars, Episode VII Title Contest”
“Summer of ’85” (parody of ‘Summer of ’69’)
“Squirt” (parody of ‘Hurt’)
“Your Favorite Movies in One Sentence”
“Refreshing. Time is at hand in this…country to get beyond the PC girdles strapping contemporary American Drama into a kind of limp, useless, fetid fare.”
-Gladden Schrock
Pulitzer Prize nominee, Letters from Alf
"[He]...speaks with a voice that I've never heard before...complex and rich and rife with beauty."
-Eric Young
Theatre Teacher, Center Point High School